Agghhhhhhhhhh...Aghhhhhhhhhh!!!

from MetsLifer.com
"Aghhhh……aghhhhhhhh!!!"

Why are we so pissed off? Why are we so angry? I'm dropping this one Kinison style!

We're so angry because:

• The Mets traded one of the greatest right handed pitchers in the history of the game in Tom Seaver - "agghhhhhh"
  
• There wasn’t a Wild Card in the 80’s - "agghhhhhhhh"
  
• of Terry Pendleton - "aghhhhhhhh"
  
• Lasorda brought Hershiser in from the pen to close out Game 4 in ’88 - "aghhhhhhhh"
• We had to watch John Franco blow saves for 14 years! - "aghhhhhhhh"
• We had to watch his successor Armando Benitez for 4 even worse years. - "aghhhhhhhh"
• Kenny Rogers walked in the season-ending run while Rickey and Bobby Bo played cards in the clubhouse - "aghhhhhhhh"
• Timo Perez failed to run hard in Game 1 of the 2000 World Series - "aghhhhhhhh"
• The 2000 World Series Champs seemingly shared the anabolic needle like it was a “j” at Woodstock - "aghhhhhhhh"
• "Who Brought the Dogs Out" was a theme song in 2000 - "aghhhhhhhh"
• Robby Alomar was a bust
  
• Kazmir was traded for the wrong Zambrano - "aghhhhhhhh"
• The Marlins have won two championships in 10 years - "aghhhhhhhh"
• Generation K turned into Generation KO - "aghhhhhhhh"
• Beltran failed to swing - "aghhhhhhhh"
• We could really use Brian Bannister right now - "aghhhhhhhh"
• We have to watch those Giseppe Franco commercials in between every inning - "aghhhhhhhh"
• The organization held a sing a long contest and… - "aghhhhhhhh"
• they played that rick astley song - "aghhhhhhhh" talk about adding salt to the wound and this was our own organization humiliating us - "aghhhhhhhh"
• Tom Glavine puked all over September last season - "aghhhhhhhh"
• Delgdo forgets to cover the bag - "aghhhhhhhh"
• Delgado is hitting under .200 - "aghhhhhhhh"
• Delgado didn't come out for a curtain call - "aghhhhhhhh"
• The team can't hit with men on base - "aghhhhhhhh"
• They lost 13-1 to the lowly Pirates - "aghhhhhhhh"
• They are so freaking inconsistent - "aghhhhhhhh"
• We will forever be humiliated by the ’07 collapse unless a championship is won - "aghhhhhhhh"

That's why we're so angry!

Feel free to add any other reason I may have missed. I know there's plenty more.