Piazza's Dad "Strips" Away Asset, Cashes In...

A "nice" break from all things Santana...

From today's New York Post:

February 1, 2008 -- FORMER Met Mike Piazza's millionaire dad, Vince Piazza, is about to become even richer. Vince has signed papers to sell the Crazy Horse Too Cabaret, an upscale topless bar/restaurant in Philadelphia, to the publicly traded gentleman's club Rick's Cabaret International for $7.9 million. It will become a Rick's Cabaret, similar to the elegant mammary mecca at 33rd and Broadway, the company's current flagship. Rick's Cabaret also picked up Tootsie's Cabaret in Miami for $25 million.

You can write your own joke here, if you'd like...sometimes, certain news stories just make it TOO easy!!!